Never Shag a Scorpio

A hilarious, cheeky and revealing new astrology book for the gifting market which guides readers through the star signs to help them find their perfect match. Have you ever been ensnared by a Scorpio? Ghosted by a Gemini? Catfished by a Cancer? Well dear reader, this is the book for you. Strap in as Astrologer B.J. Lovegood takes you on a journey through the galaxy where you`ll learn how to dodge red flags and avoid dating disasters. Never Shag a Scorpio is an amorous adventure through the zodiac. Funny, smutty and embarrassingly accurate, it will teach you how to lure a Leo, turn on a Taurus and impress a Pisces` parents. Complete with full romantic profiles for each star sign and hilarious and handy listicles such as `Top 5 places to have sex with a Sagittarius` and `A Taurus`s top 5 breakup songs`, this book is your go-to guide to navigating the steamy side of astrology.